It’s good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren’t toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person’s mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don’t trust edible “glue”.

I like the bottom one better, it’s goofy in a cute way.

Looks like they used cookie dough instead of pizza dough so it melted.

I used to sell appliances, and i saw ovens that have cameras in them, and you can see your food in the smart app on your phone. I always thought that this feature was dumb and useless…

…until today.