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Ok_gas_1987@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

It's either this or the church of the flying spaghetti monster

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It's either this or the church of the flying spaghetti monster

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Ok_gas_1987@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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    Is it a new religion? I though priests started to convert into pdfiles a long time ago.

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      No I think pre requisite to being a priest is being a pdfile. /S

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        No I think pre requisite to being a priest is being a pdfile. /S

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    Oh, Adobe, PDF’s guardian, we plea, For structured files and blessings, it’s thee. Keep our documents safe, steadfast, and true, In the world of pixels, we turn to you.

    Amen.

    (The new 2023 Adobe Acrobat DC UI redesign can go duck itself though)

    • yanyuan@lemmy.world
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      Don’t fall for the false prophet that they call PDF! Join the orthodox way of the PostScript!

    • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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      Good for weight loss too, my size reduced tremendously ever since I became a PDF

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    Do not sin, as Adobe wrath will raise your subscription fee as punishment. May Adobe bless you.

    • Ok_gas_1987@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Amen!

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    PDF is a false document format and anyone who believes in it is a heretic

    • Ok_gas_1987@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Imagine this but 40000 years in the future

      • StraySojourner@lemmy.world
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        In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium; no one knows how to renew Adobe licenses.

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    Church of JPEG

    • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@feddit.de
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      Just getting reborn until you are a homogenous coloured square.

  • LegionEris [she/her]@feddit.nl
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    PDFs are trusted and respected around the world. It’s a better denomination than most.

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      It’s also horribly inconsistent, poorly designed, and mostly a money grab. So it fits.

      • Ok_gas_1987@sh.itjust.worksOP
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        It just works

        • Todddddd
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    Anyone remembers DJVU? Whatever happened there.

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      It’s still kicking afaik. You can get djvu readers and converters and stuff.

      Maybe people didn’t like it cause it was developed by at&t idk…

      My only experience with djvu was one of my friends sharing stuff in that format. He had a Mac where we all had pc.

      I remember there being a djvu reader for Mac which let you scroll continuously. But idk…

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

    • Ok_gas_1987@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      https://europeanacademyofreligionandsociety.com/news/gokuism-the-anime-religion/

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        That is one hell of a domain name.

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