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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

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oldest shitpost yet.

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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    All girls know these days is excrete, have sex and lay egg.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    The orifice of kings

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    Why did the piss hole and fuck holes stay together while the shit hole got to evolve away? Mammels keep fucking each other in the shit holes anyways.

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    lay egg

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      Excrete, have sex, lay egg

      Excrete, have sex, lay egg

      Excrete, have sex, lay egg

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Any dino born after 190 million BCE can’t hunt, all they know is tar pit, lay egg, twerk, shit and piss through same hole, eat hot leaf and lie.”

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        All people want to do these days is lie, eat hot chip and lay egg 😤

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Aaa we had the same thought but you were 7 hours faster

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        Stop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭

  • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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    The new Jurassic Park is gonna be wild

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    So is that a fossilized arrow pointing at what is being talked about?

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    Is… is there a Rule 34 of this?

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      See rule 35

      34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
      35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
      
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        I tried to find some of this one Star Wars character out of curiosity. He was in Fallen Order, the game released 7 years ago. He’s a reasonably well built and attractive man, seems like the type that ao3 might like. The game is obscenely popular, so plenty of people were exposed to him. His name is Taron Malicos.

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    We’ve all done a ‘butthole’ imprint on the photocopier at an office party…

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Not me! I wasn’t at the party and it was a bag of buttholes

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