Every time I see one of these posts:

You did a good
In a row?
In a row and spaced exactly 1H diameter from each other. If they dont touch, it isn’t gay.
First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP
It’s rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You’re shooting yourself in the…well, you know.
Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?
American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.
Makes me nervous when I’m walking around, because every step I take my phone’s pedometer detects another one :'(
I am not an American, but I want to get measured.
Are paws okay? 🐾
Only puppy paws. No cats allowed. Damn claws keep ruining the furniture.
Incidentally I don’t know how many feet I measure
Please don’t try to make imperial system look cool
Measure me mommy.
We need to sexualise the metric system.
Nothing stops us from measuring our dicks in Gm…
Mine is 5 10^-11 GIGAmeters
Measure me please 🥺
He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.
The US fought, and apparently won, an entire war, to get out from under the heel of the boot which they insist on continuing to measure things against.
IIRC, the meter stems from a fraction of an Earth’s length, so you know what to do
Meter? I hardly know 'er!
False, Europeans measure in metres
Or mètre, metro, mittari, metr, Meter, måler, méadar, metroa, metritis, metar
Wait till you hear how people measure the height of horses.











