The second one, but opposite
Yes, but it also has to cover the feets, otherwise the pants will just fall of all the time.
It depends on the situation.
Is the second one formal?
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Come ON, obviously they’d be on the arms too. Just like horse pants!!
Nsfw pls, dat ass…
PHAT. JUICY. SUMPTUOUS!!!
Obviously the second option.
How would he ever get dat ass into the pants? Be realistic, OPWouldn’t you wear them on the back?
Depends on if you are going to commit a crime or not. I don’t think they can ask defendants to moon the jury to see if that is the ass that committed a crime or not.
In that case, witnesses would be presented with a lineup of various suspect asses.
Better hope you don’t have any moles or anything identifiable on your ass, or if you do maybe get it removed after the crime to throw off any witnesses.
Only wear a pant on the human through one leg and arm. Worn on the left side of the human if right handed or on the right side of the human if wrong handed. This is for comfort reason when grabbing the genitals to excrete waste.
Lol… Clever joke
Neither. Pants are worn on the head.








