• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    My favorite beer brand went woke. So I bought ten cases of their beer and made a TikTok of me pouring it down the drain. In doing so I single-handedly drove them out of business.

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      Thats crazy, I brushed my mullet real nice like and fluffed my stache. Then posted a video of me firing on some cases with an automatic weapon. Then I performed at the REAL halftime show. That showed everyone how secure and confident I am.

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      East coast VS west cost sold many albums… many records were sold many people died… drammmmmaaaahhhhh

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    Our local racist politician here in Australia didn’t complete high school

    She’s stated education is woke…

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      All engines are electric if you put a male to male connector on the chassis. You can refuel it by putting the wire into the gas tank.

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    WOKE is the corporate capture of peoples movements specifically the black community. The USA is not a democracy. Both parties are rightwing fascist. pphhffft on god

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        PHD’s went to the island. The president of the USA is a pdfile and I am a muthafuckin chef. Wake up unit 6767… life is merely but a dream… Now don’t you condem my homemade hummas. booyah grandmal… Fresh rosmary from my gardamn from a plant I have kept alive for 3 years. I don’t go to reasturants I am a reasturant. By the way the welldone steak was for someone else. altr altr altr altr altr