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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Schrödinger's joke

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Schrödinger's joke

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    People like this are the worst. They’ll say the most terrible thing ever said, then keep arguing for 20 minutes then when they are getting tired they just say they were joking and trolling and all that…

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      I know someone like that. This is just one of the reasons that I divorced him.

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        My ex was the same, then when breaking up she said I had too many boundaries

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      “it was just a prank”

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        Social experiment!

  • dephyre@lemmy.world
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    Schrödinger’s “Joke”.

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      Also known as “Schrödinger’s Douchebag”.

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        Holy hell

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    Found the Republican.

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      What is we do a racism? Haha joking, unless… uWu (stands for us Whites uonly)

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        uwo

  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    You see, Guts. What I did to the Band of the Hawk and Casca was a joke. You can come back now. I was joking. Please love me like I love you.

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      deleted by creator

    • Darth_Mew@lemmy.world
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      griffisuu!!!

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    Far right playbook page four.

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    I’m shitposting in 4 dimensions

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Diapers should be illegal

    Jk, unless you agree

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    The people that are only goofing around get to wear the ass hat around the party and alley oop some setups at their own expense. The real assholes are confronted about their shit and end up either a little more enlightened from the experience or publically mocked about it. Not for nothing but I think it makes bullshitting with strangers more fun.

    Edit: it helps to know the shittiest people especially don’t like being laughed at.

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    The old “shit joke” redflag

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    I agree with everything you say, unless I agree with everything you say ironically.

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    The main equation in arguably the most revolutionary and weird field of physics - quantum mechanics, is named after him. But of course people know about him via memes about his cat, which might not even be alive!

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      Quantum mechanics is named after the guy in the picture? Is his name quantum?

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        No its mechanics

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    Because Kirk Van Houten pulled this bs with Marge, I enjoy watching the gymnastics involved when potential hookups try it with me.

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