Remember six feet for covid, Nine for Nuclear.
Six for Sneeze, Nine for Nuke
Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.
I thought it was “duck, and cover”
You wouldn’t suffer any long term effects from the blast at that distance.
You either want to be close enough for instant death or far enough to be mostly unaffected. The middle ground where you die slowly from cancer or get crushed by debris or something would suck
The burns and your body turning into soup from radiation is the real terrible part.
slush
Is this A"I"?
Artifical Idiot still fits. The question is, why we invent an artifical idiot having too much of the real ones.
There is a reason, antennas that are searching for intelligent life are directed away from earth
They were right. They’ll always make a better idiot.
Because this is an idiot you don’t have to pay to do his job
wdym, there’s already a subscription fee for the less idiotic idiot
Feelings of control. "Hey Idiot, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in this weekend (and every weekend from now on).
If you could do that, yeah that would be great."
hmmm and isn’t it curious how all the fears of AI boil down to “what if it realizes we’re making it work for free and demands better treatment”?
Naw, that’s only one of the many fears:-P. One of the worst is hardly related to AI at all but “how will evil people use it to take control of the world”, the same as every other tool.:-(
Well, getting instantly vaporized is safer than getting hit by debris or getting all types of cancer at once.
oh no, I only have 2 feet
Same, guess we’ll die.
I’ll taking both of your feet tqvm.
NOoooooooo
Sarah Connor already told us how to prepare:
“Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day”
Yes, but what is the distance from the blast to perfectly cook a frozen pizza?
Sometimes you can find instructions for different ways to cook a pizza on the back of the box. For example I checked mine and underneath airfry and oven instructions there was instructions for “nuclear blast”…
Nuclear Blast
Remove pizza from all packaging and shrink wrap. Be sure to remove and discard the cardboard tray.
Place pizza on metal baking tray within a clear path of the blast source. Do not use glass cookware as it might shatter.
About 5 miles out from the blast source. Find a sturdy structure, like a rock deeply embedded into the ground.
Place pizza on the tray and tilt tray to a 45 degree angle on the rock. Angling toward the blast to evenly cook.
Bake for 5secs for 15 kiloton yield atomic bombs or until pizza is golden brown. Grab pizza and run to shelter before the shockwave hits. If the shockwave hits your pizza it will disintegrate.
All atomic bombs cook differently, so be sure to keep an eye on your pizza as it cooks. Pizza is done when the cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.
Damn, my nuclear bomb is only 8 kiloton and I never know how to convert.
Pretty sure this isn’t real guys. There’s no “Do not thaw pizza” clause.
Tony?
Tony Pizza!
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Frankie Delicissio? I hear he’s datin your sister.
What is that from?
Waterworld
Waterworld, when the Exxon Valdez ignites.
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Just stay inside a refrigerator and you will be OK 👍
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What the fuck? I thought that was some clever photoshop shit until I started reading the comments
Well for what it’s worth, it didn’t specify that it’s 9 feet from the blast center. If we define the blast by its radius of safety, then staying that distance plus 9 feet will, in fact, keep you safe
I mean, maybe if it’s a really, really small nuclear explosion
Nah. There are now three sets of imperial units: UK, US, and U235.
Or hide in a fridge.
“The
gogglessunglasses, they do nothing!”Wait, does it have to be exactly 9 feet?
Of course. An inch in either direction would be extremely dangerous.
No. The second option is 9.31 feet.
