Chodestools
Look like fun guys to me
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Been a while since I’ve seen this one
“Everything reminds me of… him.”
They look more like a fungus than a plant
Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.
Stinkhorns. There’s an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.
Organic nature pegs
Sufficiently large mushrooms.
Circumcision leftovers
That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.
Phallusium chodecum
I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus