The guy’s finger is directly touching the finger in his reflection, without a space between, meaning that he’s actually likely looking into mirrored glass and his landlord is recording candid videos of him dressing up as Sailor Moon, sticking household items in his butt, and cranking his hog, and the landlord is selling them on the black market.

DigitalOcean has droplets that only cost $4/mo. I use one for a small, static site and a gopher server.

You’re still using Google search?

It’s actually mucus.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I always call them Putz because the girl’s head looks like a P.

Dusticles

Idk, I kinda like systemd.

It’s me.

I’ve had the same Nigerian prince emailing me for the last 14 years.

Super massive red flag there.

Are you a bot? According to the laws of the TOS, you have to respond truthfully.

Please don’t, I can’t handle that kind of pressure.

Idk man, I just sort All by New.

Very pleasant.

Drape.

How does one shit menacingly?

We really shouldn’t be talking about women’s secretions, it’ll get the post reported.

womens bathrooms have to be clean with flowers and a nice smell

I used to have to clean women’s restrooms. I wish this were the case. Occasionally I’d have to scrub blood off the ceiling. I’ve come to the conclusion they used to hold a fight club in there.