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HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Every nut is sacred, every nut is great.

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Every nut is sacred, every nut is great.

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HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Florida Cops be like:

    17oeub16.jpg

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    “Shots fired”

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      Two fold!

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      Especially that many. Homeboy woulda had a heart attack thinking it was drumfire from WW1

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    What I love about this controversy is that it puts the silliness on full display.

    They have forced women to carry ectopic pregnancies [which by definition will never go to term] so they shouldn’t have a problem defending the ‘life’ of the frozen eggs.

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    “For that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his seed was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.”

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      Any meeting between a man and woman that does not result in procreation shall henceforth be considered involuntary manslaughter

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      for anyone who was struggling for a minute to remember where this is from it’s from legally blonde

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    upvoted for being biologically accurate.

    also what happens if i start chucking these at cops from across the florida-alabama border?

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    Report: Deadly weapon

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    Bullshit! I built a house out of these and it’s a fucking mess

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