gmtom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe second matchup of the tournamentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square153fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down148
arrow-up1553arrow-down1imageThe second matchup of the tournamentlemmy.worldgmtom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square153fedilink
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year ago because man probably won’t eat you. that’s why I dumped my last boyfriend
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agohe ate you? Damn, that’s rough.
minus-squareSuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoNo, no, because he didn’t eat out.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agosometimes blatantly misinterpreting statements is funny
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoit’s only rough when I don’t shave my hairy taco.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoin that case i should probably correct rough to tough, since we’re talking about cannibalism here.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoit’s only tough when I’ve fallen asleep in the tanning bed and my hairy taco flaps turn into leather.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agothat’s definitely one of the ways that statement can be made literal.
that’s why I dumped my last boyfriend
he ate you? Damn, that’s rough.
No, no, because he didn’t eat out.
sometimes blatantly misinterpreting statements is funny
it’s only rough when I don’t shave my hairy taco.
in that case i should probably correct rough to tough, since we’re talking about cannibalism here.
it’s only tough when I’ve fallen asleep in the tanning bed and my hairy taco flaps turn into leather.
that’s definitely one of the ways that statement can be made literal.