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vga@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

AI layoffs

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AI layoffs

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  • lad@programming.dev
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    CEO: why not both?

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      Shareholders: why not all three?

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        Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

        • vga@sopuli.xyzOP
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          Humanity: yes, let’s replace all of the above. 100% unemployment rate is the only way to go.

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            Honestly 100% unemployed becuase we have a good universal income system or something would be great. But sadly it looks like we’re in a different timeline :(

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          *Several steps later*

          Narrator: And that, folks, is how we got the Utopia we live in, by replacing all the work with AI, and letting people enjoy their lives

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            Haha. No. Nothing so hopeful. The rich people will get even richer and everyone that used to be working class and middle class die a slow death.

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              Now I wander what would happen if only rich people would survive and I’m sure somebody has already written an sf book about that

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                Like the planet solaria: https://fandom.adminforge.de/asimov/wiki/Solaria

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                Yeah. That’s (arguably) the background scenario to Asimov’s book “The Naked Sun” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Sun

                Edit: Ooh, Django already gave a cooler link to the same: https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/10729278

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                Took me a while to track it down, but I think this is the book to which you were referring.

                https://angryflower.com/348.html

                I make no cleans about the stances of this artist; I just saw this strip years ago.

                • lad@programming.dev
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                  Robots sure are long overdue

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        Considering that C-suite executives are usually fantastically expensive, they’d be a logical position to automate (assuming AI worked like suits think it does). For some veeeery strange reason no board of directors has suggested replacing themselves with AIs

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          It’d be super easy to replace Sam Altman with a bot that spits out keywords known to increase OpenAI shares.

          Waitaminute… Sam alt-man?

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            I know, right? It’s like he’s an incredibly shitty sci-fi villain.

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          deleted by creator

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            It’s almost like the rules don’t apply to the moneyed class

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      CEO is the first role to go!

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    given that LLMs and gen AIs are great at talking bullshit and creating presentations, one is a more realistic expectation than the other

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      I’ll believe AI can replace engineers when I see NVIDIA firing them. But like the graphic says, the manager’s job seems a lot easier to replace instead.

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    Managers might not like people but they don’t want to get rid of them. There’s no cheap thrill from micromanaging an AI.

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      100,000% this - money or even utility seems to not be everything, compared to feeling self-importance

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      Plus it’s harder to pass the buck and blame an AI for your screw ups. It would be perceived, as the kids say, as a skills issue.

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      Is a CEO a manager?

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        Yes. In big established companies they are managing managers.

        In smaller companies, no

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          In bigger company’s C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers

          It’s management alll the way down

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        Depends on the size of the company.

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    Owners: with AI we can finally get rid of everyone

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    If we fire all developers and allow AIs to program themselves, the AIs are going to commit virtual seppuku after a few days.

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      Can we build an AI manager that just keeps asking for different shades of red?

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      AIs are going to commit virtual seppuku after a few days.

      Yes. And that’s our best case scenario. Worst case is a wildly incompetent, but still effective form of SkyNet.

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    It’s the marketing department that should really be worried.

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      Like the C level isn’t the marketing department

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      And to be fair, like always, good marketing is genius stuff.

      But it also feels rare. I suspect precisely because C-suite and upper management love to mess with it, so the rote marketing approach gets normalized, which in turn drives all the decent marketing people away.

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    Only one of them gets to make the decision to fire the other

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    Could probably replace managers with AI, but being trained on most managers would mean it would be equally bad at its job.

    I think the most likely is for the artists jobs to go away as art doesn’t have to be exact, but code does.

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    Maybe the central problem is racing to put other people out of work period, regardless of who they are. Maybe putting people out of work is not a net benefit for society, it’s actually negative in the long run, and only truly a benefit for shareholders. They don’t need any more of those at the expense of the working class.

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      Ideally, nobody should have to work.

      The problem is that labor-saving technology is never permitted to save labor. We make those displaced laborers go do other shit.

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      It should be a net benefit for society. Any system in which it isn’t is a very flawed system. Like most of the world right now.

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