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Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

He remains at large

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He remains at large

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Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      1 year ago

      You say no to that cute little face!

      • OrgunDonor@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        I would easily say no to his face… but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.

        • FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          He only uses it once a week though, so just catch him after his weekly kill

          • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…

            • Anvil Lavigne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              1 year ago

              “it’s always midnight somewhere.”

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            What if he got ill, or has an upcoming holiday and has to make up his quota? I am not sure I want to take that chance.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      All I’m saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them

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