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GandhiTheDerg@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

System admins be like:

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System admins be like:

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GandhiTheDerg@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • stanleytweedle@lemmy.ml
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    The whole head-neck assembly is a disaster. Should have kept all the vital stuff in the torso and gone with articulated eyestalks.

    • Slatlun@lemmy.ml
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      You’ve just designed a crab. Again.

      • distractionfactory@beehaw.org
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        Sounds like a good argument for a crab-bot design

  • AmbientChaos@lemmy.ml
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    Giraffes have a laryngeal nerve that runs down the length of their neck, around their heart, and then back up to the larynx for no good reason. It’s can be over a 15 foot detour! Imagine a sys admin seeing something like that, haha

    • Drew@sopuli.xyz
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      pretty wild that natural selection just allowed that to happen. But then, the same can be said of many cable set-ups

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      Does this ever cause health issues?

      • AmbientChaos@lemmy.ml
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        Yes! I don’t remember the specifics but I believe I read it can turn something that would otherwise have been a small injury into something life threatening or even fatal

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    Seriously, who designed this crap?

    • Ediacarium@feddit.de
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      I’m sorry, but management doesn’t approve any refactorings or rewrites, they only approve hotfixes and don’t budge, it’s been that way for millions of years.

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        Designer clearly shows low motivation a lack of effort. Should be reported to HR

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          HR: last online 2023 years ago

    • falcon@beehaw.org
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      We’re the original spaghetti code.

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