• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days earlier

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      4 days ago

      You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”

      Trying hard to offend people, are we?

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          Doesn’t matter? If u don’t believe in it, just adding an “According to the Bible, …” in the beginning would have been enough. And I’m not claiming it, I’m an atheist myself. But there was really no need for words like ‘fantasy’ or ‘cult leader’.