• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    Growing up, my brother and I found a camcorder tape hidden in the basement of the house we moved into like 6 months prior. We had to buy a mini tape to VHS converter so we could play the thing on our VCR.

    It was a tape of some young dude in the our (now) basement going “this is going to be a video showing you how to make love to beautiful women.”

    Me and my brother were like “hell yeah!” Then the guy in the video goes “but before you make love, you have to learn to love yourself.”

    The entire video was then just this dude jacking off. We were so mad we went out of our way to buy a VHS converter just to watch this dude beating his meat. There were no beautiful women to be found.

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      9 hours ago

      Going to remember this if I ever sell a house. Stick meatspin on some ancient storage media and a note that will make someone want to watch it.

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        3 hours ago

        Think of this from our perspective. We are two teenage boys. We find a hidden tape. We don’t know what’s on it. What’s the next logical move?

        Or if you’re saying once the guy in the tape does his intro, what are you saying you’d do differently? Are you saying you’d send your brother out of the room so you could watch the tape of the guy jacking off by yourself? Cause that’s weird as fuck dude.