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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Let's play this game again

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Let's play this game again

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    Flying

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      You’re now a city pigeon.

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      Extreme fear of heights

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        ‘… I… I just prefer to ‘hover’, ok?’

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        Stealth low flight mode activated!

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        Hovering would still be nice

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        “Hey, whats that up in the air?”

        “It’s a bird.”

        “No, it’s a plane!”

        “Wait… Is that…?”

        “AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH”

        “It’s Banshee Man!”

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      Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.

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      You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.

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      you lose all leg strength

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      Flying has its own built-in side effects.

      Every time you take off, there’s a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they’ll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they’ll figure out who you are, and you’ll be captured and eventually dissected.

      And, that’s assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you’d be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc.

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      Only at the speed of walking.

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      You can’t walk

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        Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you’re walking normally.

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        That sounds perfectly fine though

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      You can’t do it unless you’re wearing revealing bondage gear and a ball gag. Your kinks become the story instead of your superpower.

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      You get struck by lightning

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