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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Let's play this game again

sh.itjust.works

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Let's play this game again

sh.itjust.works

LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
    “I ___, but only when I’m hard.”

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      Pee.

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      am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher

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      Can revive the dead

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        “I’m gonna explain everything later, just don’t interfere.”

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      Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.

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      Can reproduce

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        Makes sense

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      You can give moving public speeches

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      save kittens from trees

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        That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.

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      become immensely popular as a male role model

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      can erupt the world’s most satisfying fart

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      You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

      Except, there’s just one small problem…

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        I’m Mr beast?

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        They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…

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