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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn’t know it’s fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word “shit”. I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

edit: @TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world took the time to edit it to remove the censor, so I changed the image in the post to that. Thanks!

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  • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    4 days ago

    David Attenborough or Samuel L. Jackson whichever you choose:

    Here, in its natural habitat…the back side of a surban sprawl…The Tesla Cybertruck finds itself in a most vulnerable position. Its angular frame, designed for dominance on the open road, now proves to be its ‘greatest’ disadvantage. On its back, the beast is utterly helpless, its tires spinning futilely against the air, seeking traction where none exists.

    If left unaided, it must rely on the intervention of a benevolent passerby…or, in rare instances, a particularly determined group of MAGA… to restore it to its upright posture.

    Nature, as ever, is indifferent to the plight of even the most advanced machines…