• bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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      6 hours ago

      I had this exact thing happen tonight. My wife is out of town, so I ordered dinner around 530 and started calling buddies to hang out. At about 7 after I ate, my couch was way too inviting, and vegetation occured.

      Only reason I’m awake now was to tell the kids renting the Airbnb down the street to turn off their loud ass techno music that was vibrating my pillow.

      Now get off my lawn.

    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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      24 hours ago

      I get up between 3&4am 10 months of the year. I need to be home and getting ready for bed by 7:30 at the latest.