Hah. The machine I’d burn down is social media, in case it wasn’t clear.

Also, don’t fret for… I don’t know, my immortal soul, I have to guess from the severity of the warning? I am confident I’m not in some corporate body horror thing where I gradually transform into some weird yuppie werewolf, but I appreciate the concern.

I would counter that not recognizing the humanity in the… “dystopian slide engineers” would make me more worried about slippery slopes. My stance on corpo middle management and their output has remained neither slippery not sloped for many, many years.