Warning: If you wear a thong instead of swim shorts, your homies will get turned on when you tread water in front of them.
We cannot accept responsibility if this ruins your friendship.
However, if this turns you into friends with benefits, go you.
Caution: Mermaids with strapons, waiting on subsurface rocks.
Go on…
Most accurate description so far
Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.
Your left, my right.
Wouldn’t be the first time
LOL. Never go in the water without being aware that under the water level there may be dicks out.
That’s gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick
Apparently a real Australian safety sign: https://www.royallifesaving.com.au/stay-safe-active/communities/multicultural-communities/how-to-stay-safe (scroll down to the “Out and about” section)
It certainly is out and about
Saved you a click, it’s sudden drop off
Except the one in the photo has the arm moved down lower.
Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.
“Free Handjobs” But that’s how the sirens getcha.
It’s a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.
Something something sex I think
It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.
“Grab onto my cock and I will pull you to the surface”
“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”
but if you are longer than 6 inches but promise to remain flaccid, you are good to go
That’s clearly a siren or some kind of merfolk on the left, I think the sign is telling you this is their territory.
So now I’m thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person
You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.
Watch out for hard dudes in boots
Sudden drop.
