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asqapro@reddthat.com · 1 month ago

Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/hitsujigoods/status/1567909942639865857

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It was for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/hitsujigoods/status/1567925752385122304

asqapro@reddthat.com · 2 months ago

Original source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10225642299587916&id=1341800830

The post includes higher quality and close up pictures of the project poster and pictures of the cats. The conclusion is that only short hair cats’ buttholes might touch soft, uneven surfaces, like bedding or laundry.

The text of the post:

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Get ready for a good laugh! Kaeden (Henry) completed his 6th grade science fair project this past week and tackled the challenging task of answering the internet’s most burning question, drum roll please, 🥁🥁🥁
“Does your cat’s butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?” 😂 We had a lot of fun with this! As a disclaimer, no cat’s were harmed in the process of this science project. Non-toxic lipstick was applied to their bum-bums, they were then given a series of commands (sit, wait, lie down, and jump up. Side note: Both cats have been trained since kittenhood with a variety of commands, they also know how to high-five, spin around, and speak.), they were compensated with lots of praise, pets, and their favorite treats, and the lipstick was removed with a baby wipe once we collected our data in just under 10 minutes.

His results and general findings:
✅Long and medium haired cat’s buttholes made NO contact with soft or hard surfaces at all.
✅Short haired cats made NO contact on hard surfaces. But we did see evidence of a slight smear on the soft bedding surface. ⚠️

Conclusion, if you have a short haired cat and they may be lying on a pile of laundry, an unmade bed, or other soft uneven surface, then their butthole MAY touch those surfaces!

So there you have it! Chances are favorable that your cat’s butthole has not and will not touch all the things and surfaces in your home!

Fellow Facebook peeps, you are more than welcome to share this post, to give proper credit, Kaeden’s last name is Henry and we live in Perry, Florida. ☺️

UPDATE: Thank you all so much for the love!!! ❤️ I screenshotted many comments and shared them with Kaeden this morning. We are both so very touched! And y’all’s comments are lit! 🔥 They gave me so many great laughs last night reading through them! And yes, Kaeden most definitely got an A++++++, we homeschool so l made sure he got his A+! 🤩 Funny thing is I have a Ph.D. in animal behavior, with a concentration in feline behavior that I’ve never used 🤦🏻‍♀️, I feel like for the first time in 15 years I actually put my degree to use, even though I was only supervising his science project! But that we actually did contribute useful information to the cat world! I am so tickled! Thank y’all so very much!!! ❤️❤️❤️

asqapro@reddthat.com · edit-2 2 months ago

Here’s the picture without the captions.

I believe this was the original tweet: https://x.com/fw_me_or_die/status/1641970194351370241

(Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/fw_me_or_die/status/1641970194351370241)

asqapro@reddthat.com · edit-2 5 months ago

Source of the top left image is dakimomkura (twitter link) (non-twitter link)

Source of the top right image is Little Caesars (non-twitter link)

asqapro@reddthat.com · 5 months ago

Context: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/belle-delphines-arrest (Article explains that the mugshot is likely faked)

asqapro@reddthat.com · 5 months ago

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704281204575002852055561406 (paywall removed) & https://web.archive.org/web/20100116114207/http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/Comparing-Four-NFL-Games.html

I took an odd journey to get to this source. The actual graphic posted here is rotated and some of its colors were changed. The source for the visualization is this reddit post which links to the WSJ article. According to comments on the reddit post, the visualization pulled from charts from the second archive link, but I can’t find them in the non-paywalled WSJ article (and I can’t access the original article since I’m not subscribed to the WSJ).

asqapro@reddthat.com · 5 months ago

I’ve used a similar project in the past: https://github.com/DrewThomasson/ebook2audiobook

It’s cool that more options are becoming available for ebook to audio conversions.

asqapro@reddthat.com · 6 months ago

Agreed that the chart looks hilariously fake, but it’s a real image from a 2013 leak by Edward Snowden on PRISM. I found that original image in this Guardian article: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jun/06/us-tech-giants-nsa-data

The Wikipedia article includes more discussion and context on the leak.

asqapro@reddthat.com · 6 months ago

asqapro@reddthat.com · 11 months ago

“Tap” is being used as a noun here. It took me a bit to get it.

asqapro@reddthat.com · edit-2 1 year ago

To add context, here is a broad count of Karl’s video topics over the past year (going back to May 29th):

Celebrate: 8 (5.83 million views)

Bash: 13 (18.5 million views)

Billy (all negative): 12 (8.5 million views)

He’s definitely leaned more into the Billy drama / exposing cheaters & fakers over the past year. People seem a lot more interested in the “expose” videos, so unfortunately it makes sense for him to make more of those.