Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoKing forgot his crownlemmy.worldimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1819arrow-down117
arrow-up1802arrow-down1imageKing forgot his crownlemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square77fedilink
minus-squarecokeslutgarbage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoNo, more like telling 35 different women 35 different fake birthdays so they get you some nice gifts while they’re all under the impression that they’re your only girlfriend. Nothing like wearing make up, you silly, woman hating, goose! Xoxo
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-24 days ago“Why you wearing eye shadow, you fraud? Just don’t sleep and get real dark spots under your eyes, poser!”
So like…makeup?
No, more like telling 35 different women 35 different fake birthdays so they get you some nice gifts while they’re all under the impression that they’re your only girlfriend. Nothing like wearing make up, you silly, woman hating, goose! Xoxo
“Why you wearing eye shadow, you fraud? Just don’t sleep and get real dark spots under your eyes, poser!”