Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoWell OK thenlemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1289arrow-down12
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minus-squareBroadfern@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day ago“Drinks are only allowed in [insert room here] in screw-cap bottles, and caps must be used to close said bottles when not being actively drank from to prevent spills” Would be pretty straightforward I think
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoThis is a level of precision used only by lawyers and middle-school boys trying to see boobs during truth or dare.
minus-squareBroadfern@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agoI would have been a lawyer if I hated myself more lmao Edit: also engineers/IT workers
“Drinks are only allowed in [insert room here] in screw-cap bottles, and caps must be used to close said bottles when not being actively drank from to prevent spills”
Would be pretty straightforward I think
This is a level of precision used only by lawyers and middle-school boys trying to see boobs during truth or dare.
I would have been a lawyer if I hated myself more lmao
Edit: also engineers/IT workers