IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWho got raptured today?lemmy.caimagemessage-square78linkfedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down16
arrow-up1262arrow-down1imageWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square78linkfedilink
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·1 month agoI wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoOkay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoGod selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoShit, we best bend over and do what they say then
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 month agoI hate to break it to you…
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
What would their excuse then be?
God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then
I hate to break it to you…
I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high