JFC that’s unsettling shit right there. It makes my scalp itch

Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

MY Ferd Canyonero XLT lariat can’t protect the fetuses if there are windmills ruining my view! You… don’t want the communists to win do you??? Why do you hate America and therefore all christians???

edit: GAAWWWDDDD

Nothing. He’s full of shit. The thing doesn’t fucking work. He’s selling snake oil to secure more investment before fucking off and selling more false hope to the gullible.

The great reddit exodus continues to gather momentum. This place is a fantastic replacement for my Reddit addiction as I am sure it is for many others.

Neurolink is a grift by an idiot billionaire that drank his own koolaide.

You mean the FDA approved of lobotomizing a select few of desperate people to satiate the narcissistic impulses of its founder. Anyone else wanna take a ride in this plastic submarine???

You really think they’re going to believe their lying eyes and ears? I think not. They’re in a collective psychosis.

I already did. Now what? Indigestion? Oh no 😟

Heh. Another symptom of the second gilded age we now find ourselves experiencing.