Aesthesiaphilia

Eh there’s really only 2 players in the browser game right now

As per my previous message

lol

cope

more

She plays it for 3 hours a night

“wtf are you on about? Oranges have been banned for 10 years.”

“I’m eating one right now.”

“You’re a liar, prove it.”

“I’m not going to take a picture of myself for you. What kind of idiot thinks oranges are banned?”

“Oh yeah, prove they’re not.”

“Prove oranges aren’t banned by the government? How the fuck?”

“See, I rest my case”

“You fucking idiot…[3 hours of research and case law into it being legal to eat an orange] here you happy?”

“Oh well they banned them in my country (of 6 people).”

Lol cope more

Communism killed itself, which is good because it has an almost 100% track record of turning into dictatorship.

(Capitalism is working on killing itself but hasn’t quite finished the job yet)

Or Russian

Fuckin tankies

I always try to remember this. SOMEONE is an absolute idiot in situations like this, but it’s not always the most obvious one.

Also: someone going super slow in the fast lane. It’s not always the car in front of you, especially if it’s a big car. Sometimes there’s a little car in front of em.

My money is on totally sober moron

They don’t. It’s like those “wait, bananas aren’t supposed to be spicy?” moments. You probably have a mild allergy.

Exactly. I’ve been playing Bethesda games for ages, news like this makes me happy they’re keeping the stuff that works.

Because - and this is the only real answer you’ll get - Starfield is “cool” and “normies” are looking forward to it. Therefore, the “real gamers” must hate it, ESPECIALLY before actually playing it.

Same shit you see in any niche community. Buncha nerds hating on anything too big or popular.

I’m just glad we all moved away from the “box on wheels” design of 10 years ago. God those were hideous.

Privacy? What’s that??

• people

It’s the half you probably don’t want to be on anyway. Automated censorship is shitty.

That’s why it’s so juicy, they’re all such terrible people we don’t have to pick sides

You’re probably one of those people who has a mild allergy or has your brain wires crossed, like those people who think cilantro tastes like soap.

It’s not just written in jest, it’s totally made up

Remember, when terrible things happen to people I hate, it’s okay.

It’s the traditional soup of the gazpacho police

Basque