How is it that you know so much about leggings?

You’re not supposed to, which means that lots of people probably do.

Just use a VPN and buy one in, um, in, ah, let’s see… Antarctica?

You know how there’s theory and practice?

The only purpose of Central America is to not have Mexicans on the same continent as US people.

You’re saying that as if it was a long time…

I still don’t, and it’s staying that way.

Just go back to gopher.

That’s why the McDonald’s bags have those two paper rings. It’s to hang the bag from your ears.

You wear shoes outside?

What else are they going to run? beOs?

What’s this? Sugar Daddy Magazine?

I’m the same, but with windows.

People just don’t like changing their ways.

Also you’ll find out that linux is mostly much more logical than windows ever was.

LFS, Plan9, Inferno…

There are many options.

How precise is it? Can you hit a small window?

Two people? What do you need two people for? You make the food and then you give it to the customer, it’s not rocket surgery! Now get to it you lazy bum!

That rice could probably have been cooked for another hour or two. I mean, I’m sure that you can still see the individual grains.

Sorry, linux is full, go away.

But soon…

I don’t know why I love that picture so much.