Are you stupid?! I make 1 billion an hour repairing door hinges! What kind of fool takes this kind of “deal”

Scam! Release the door hinge files!

Its full name is actually Massive Mohammed Huge Hussien

What’s funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:

Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says “we’re actually full up at the moment, but you’re definitely staying. We’ll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we’ll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay.”

They go to the first room and it’s Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says “no, no, I can’t do that. Not going in there.”

They go to the second room and it’s George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says “nope, nope, can’t do that. Not going in there either.”

They go to the third door and it’s Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says “oh absolutely, I’ll take this room for sure!” So the devil says “ok. Monica you’re out, Trump get in there and get to work!”

I actually did the reverse when I was a kid with a VGA computer monitor lol my mom took my TV away as punishment but I still had my console (I’m forgetting which it was, probably n64) and I tried sticking the 3 color wires from the console into the wire for the monitor and it actually worked, but if I remember correctly it wasn’t exactly color correct lol

Google being that guy in the comments saying “just Google it bro” instead of just giving you the answer lol

“Yeah that’s what I want!”

“So you want DEI when it works for you then huh?”

“What!? No, fuck DEI you commie! I just want Diversity, Equity and Inclusion, not DEI you Democrat socialist communist!”

Why is he talking about the size of his own penis in that image though?

I guess he’s bragging about how much Waldo envied him?

Decades ago my stepmother did this in front of her 8 year old daughter… I was like, ok you’ll be dead, and you don’t need to care about me as your stepson, but what about her?

Ughh… Now her and my dad are MAGA…

“Everything is going great on its own without my input so I need you to all be inconvenienced so I can look like I’m having an impact!”

They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.

I’ll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

“I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!”

“…no, no, that’s fine I’m still going to eat it.”

Stephen Miller is the current deputy chief of staff for the US, but he’s basically a mix of a wannabe Joseph Goebbels and a vampire. He is essentially hatred personified, a real scumbags scumbag.

It’s literally always projection from them

As someone similarly unfamiliar with Linux I’ll say I just made the move as well a few weeks ago and haven’t had any issues so far! Ive even started playing with wine and lutris to get games working, with a little tweaking I was even able to drag the files of an already installed game from Windows over to Linux and then get lutris to run it. I was pretty surprised to see it worked lol

We evolved 5 fingers for the discount. There’s no 4 finger discount, only 5. Using the 5 finger discount to acquire food ensured survival for our ancestors and therefore the trait was able to be carried over into future generations.

Thankfully that waterway has a bridge so it doesn’t have to get wet crossing the river!

They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.

(in a booming voice from the sky)

“Sorry, the bus already left and I didn’t have enough money to pay for a second trip. Try again next rapture.”