We are no longer the knights who say: Ni!

My mom said that you gotta vote if you want to complain and I do like to complain.

And you? You’re always right.

Awesome, thanks. I’ll have to check into that.

Is this something I could move existing hue lights and various ac outlets to?

As an USAmerican. The absolute travesty that we sell in the grocery store is one of the worst crimes against humanity.

I want to live in world where we’re all walking distance from a bakery that makes real bread daily.

In unrelated news, the communist party sees a boost in membership.

That’s too much

if you really need to neutralize the threat with maximum efficacy, follow up with a quick peck on the cheek and the attacker will apologize and turn themselves in.

It’s those crispy edges. They’re doing something. I’d try one.

I look forward to not shopping on black Friday, same as I do every year.

Ugh

What is TVP?

That was brilliant. I thoroughly enjoyed that.

It reminded me I f my own faithful trip to hooters with a friend and his father.

I don’t think I know what was going on there, but I did feel like it was super awkward because they were talking about the waitress like she wasn’t there.

I mostly remember the wings we had were not very good.

Wings should not be battered with cornmeal. Though I don’t eat that much meat anymore.

How do you know it’s AI?

gummy bearius

I’m not sure that I remember an internet w/o this image. I’ve just spent the last ten minutes, or so, contemplating the image’s age.

I’m no memologist, but I’m going to say this picture must be mid to late 1990’s

This reads like a koan to me.

Gotta let the darkness shine.

Perfectly honest: I’ve said some things so cynical that I’ve caused kinda random people to be quite uncomfortable and I hate that.

Unless boots were something that makes money.