And here I paid for sleep as android like a rube… Better not start using Pokémon sleep, it’ll classify me somewhere between snorlax, psyduck, and goldeen.

Pokeamum?

I’ve met them, they’re the ones playing pokemon go in Ikea when you’re in a hurry.

They gave him a peace prize. The FIFA Peace Prize smh

Maybe we should have some people from SI give him something, so that the US will ditch those stupid units. He’s got a peace prize and a jet, so something else… How about a gold helicopter with AI in it? We could have the tail rotor fitted with LEDs some it’ll spell out TRUMP when flying. If we better make it good enough, maybe he’ll have ICE pickup anybody using feet or fahrenheit.

I can do you one even better. I am full time employed, I train IT supporters. Which means, that my job is to enable people to waste their time, in order to make you be able to waste yours. Just taking another trip round the wast-o-time-ception merry-go-round: my school employs IT staff as well.

Life is hard, pointless, and full of injustice. But at least in the end you get to die a meaningless death while alone and afraid.

This got dark, remember that you need to pretend to be happy again come Monday morning. Otherwise starvation will get you before the tumor, that you didn’t know you were to going to get 5 years before “retirement”. Here’s a little inspiration “Pretend You’re Happy” by Jay Forman recorded in the luxury of what appears to be a 2000s 3 door citroën saxo https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PeCrnbJHJeY

If I didn’t have a mortgage, kids, and obligations, then I might just be walking the earth myself.

Why is the stone groove on the curved side of the avocado? Am I wrong in thinking the groove left behind the stone should be on a flat surface?

And while you’re at it, put handles on pudding cups so I can steer and hold my snack. I need my right hand for the spoon and scrolling Youtube,

I thought the updated standard was adjusted for daylight savings time, making it 2100 and 0300.

Urban legend https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=MythBusters+airbag+thumbs

Nebula as well

I didn’t notice the USB port on the right, I was so focused on the shitty alignments. Like how can you fuck up only some of the 'S’s? I get that the ports are a result of the outline of the parts soldered to the board. And getting the HDMI vertically centered, or having the single USB port not turned 180°, would require both effort and a bit pricier BOM … But! The engraving? It’s the one thing that’s not relying on external factors.

I teach various certification exams, from what I’ve seen so far, you shouldn’t need to worry. Not if the exams are administered properly that is.

Shoulda done that with Vance

7 if you only stress one word, but if you stress two words it gets even better.

Because of the movies split into episodes?

I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.

*most of us sit to shit. Given a large enough population I won’t rule out the possibility.

Chaotic neutral spotted

And it was converted to lower case before being printed and includes those stupid unicode 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🄾🄽🄻🅈 🅂🄿🄰🄼🄼🄴🅁🅂 🅄🅂🄴 ʇou ɹo IIƆS∀ sı ɥɔıɥʍ llǝʇ ʇ’uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq

Sorry 'bout that, had to include an example

roff? Ha poser! I use CTSS /s

Nah, I hand code my postscript on magnetic core memory with a geomag stud.

All the people saying to use x thing. This is clearly in a hotel room, otherwise OP would have had other options.

And OP? You monster! The next person to use that iron is bound to be some broke graduate, who have spent their last money traveling for a job interview, and now you’ve destroyed their only decent button down shirt.