Shoulda done that with Vance

7 if you only stress one word, but if you stress two words it gets even better.

Because of the movies split into episodes?

I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.

*most of us sit to shit. Given a large enough population I won’t rule out the possibility.

Chaotic neutral spotted

And it was converted to lower case before being printed and includes those stupid unicode 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🄾🄽🄻🅈 🅂🄿🄰🄼🄼🄴🅁🅂 🅄🅂🄴 ʇou ɹo IIƆS∀ sı ɥɔıɥʍ llǝʇ ʇ’uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq

Sorry 'bout that, had to include an example

roff? Ha poser! I use CTSS /s

Nah, I hand code my postscript on magnetic core memory with a geomag stud.

All the people saying to use x thing. This is clearly in a hotel room, otherwise OP would have had other options.

And OP? You monster! The next person to use that iron is bound to be some broke graduate, who have spent their last money traveling for a job interview, and now you’ve destroyed their only decent button down shirt.

More like ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ mother fucker ⬇️

You forgot about going to Walmart while open carrying 4 pistols and a suppressed riffle

What’s up with the ‘u’? I get that the second character advances one position in the alphabet, that pattern holds until ‘q’ which is “qu”

I wanted to point out that you left out Washington DC… But then I noticed that it was covered under “swamp racists”

Milk delivery was widespread into the 1970s in Europe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_delivery

Was thinking, it’s the only one they’ve seen recently

IDK what it is, I think it’s some kinda candy

I’d be pissed if I’d found out about Ozzy this way, but Hulk Hogan? IDK, it seems appropriate

There’s an easy solution: keep buying it, break the seal to get the message, then return it. Have your friends do the same, at the same store. Pretty soon that product will be gone and you can move on to the next store.

If the store starts to bitch about it, you can claim that you wanted to see if the statement had been removed.

IDK why you’re getting downvoted, a large cargo ship can emit the same amount of co2 as 50 million cars https://maritimepage.com/cargo-ship-co2-emissions/

Perhaps the people downvoting you are the same kind of people without a sense of proportion, who think that turning off an LED light bulb saves the environment.

It could also be that you don’t provide a solution. So here it goes: want to cut co2? Buy locally produced goods. If you live in the northern hemisphere strawberries aren’t in season in January, and it’s a good chance that neither are tomatoes or avocado.

Hey, I’m not one to pass judgement, besides it’s probably also closer to IRL sausages