Friend? What is this friend thing?
Friend? What is this friend thing?
Those hours are insane for a Grodge sale. 10hr days. I wonder if they have any used socks, I like them broken in.
When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!
Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops
I know! It’s saved in [DEFAULT FOLDER]
Michigan is a silly place. You all should try it sometime
Bot farms are always early adopters
Toyota, we’ll love you even if your parents dont
They sharing life changing deals to you and still no tip with your rent this month. Poor landlord 😢
Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.
His first clue they didn’t like him was the fact his name’s Taylor. It’s a job title not a name.
Blowing on it adds flavor
It’s how my mom looks at me too. (I’m going to hell I guess)
You can just print your own forklift license online, that’s how I got started. They didn’t realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.
Yeah they are gross to eat but excellent to throw. Have you ever tried throwing a sunny side up egg. Marriott thinks of everything
Jerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz
“Jesse it’s time to cook”
that show could have went either way and it would have been a hit
Is it ugly?