Plus it speaks volumes to the product itself. If they’re trying to pull shit like this there’s no way I’m trusting whatever they’re trying to get me to put in my body.

I’ve never seen this copypasta and I love it.

Nah. More likely wanted a cyber dong with built in racial filtering. Dude is a piece of shit.

Wow. Didn’t think I’d get nostalgia flashbacks from a watch face but here we are.

Every time I see one of these memes posted, I automatically assume it was some dill hole on his/her phone not paying attention and posts this to try to justify or feel better. I’ve never run into anyone that is that impatient at a light. People honk because you’re not paying attention, and in this day and age it’s usually peeps on their phone.

I’ve currently been reducing my oxygen intake. My wife keeps telling me it’s impossible and my doc says I’ll supposedly die, but they’re just hating on my progress.

I’m not sure why in the hell I never thought of this. I usually separate the tops from the stems, but cook everything together. Tops usually end up slightly burnt, shafts slightly undercooked. This may be a game changer for me! Thanks for the type up / suggestion!

So not just me then. Had 3 beers the other night, not sure I even caught a buzz. Felt shitty and off for 2 days after. Fucking blows.

Hahaha holy shit I thought the same exact thing. I need to rewatch those soon. Been a few years. Are they making them still?

I used to have the habit of sending ‘kk’ instead of ‘ok’. Boss was a black woman. One day she messaged me and in response I put one too many ks…so ‘kkk’. I profusely apologized and she laughed it off but yeah, that was the end of me doing that, haha.

So full face capture how is this not a violation of privacy? You know they’re keeping that shit.

Jesus what a shit parent. Sorry you had to deal with that. Hope you’re better now and don’t have that toxicity in your life

First, it’s the internet, you can cuss. Either structure the sentence not to include it at all or just cuss for fuck’s sake. Second, not everyone knows every actor/actress or is familiar, especially one that’s definitely not in the limelight anymore like Ashley Judd. Hell even when she was popular she wasn’t in a lot.

Dude this is insane. First I feel like you’d be more prone to falling over or something? Like top heavy?? But on the other hand you can probably go up most stairs without feeling like you’re about to fall to your death. I have average foot size for my height and all stairs I have to be on my tip toes. Honestly have wished I had smaller feet many times in my life. Thanks for sharing! Not something I ever thought was a thing.

This timeline is fucked and I’m done with it.

rarted? If you’re going to insult someone at least spell check yourself, lmfao.

Oh man, Hellgate: London. That’s a blast from the past.

Honestly the car sold me like 50 percent on that movie, haha. It’s such a short bit of the movie but it’s just fun and the car is obviously badass.

I feel like the animated movie ‘Bad Guys’ kind of encomappses this. They’re a ‘ride or die’ crew that is bad, at least at the beginning. It’s a good movie I recommend a watch.

I keep seeing this. What is this from? The still frames, not the meme format.