I get it.

I dont know who this is, but I get it

True. 3 cigarettes contain enough nicotine to kill one.

Still more enjoyable than AI SLOB

Reminds me of this

“When she flagged your dick pic but you didn’t get banned because it is so small there was nothing to see”

Are y’all ready for the hottest summer since recording started? Because I am not!

Huh?

I quit my phone addiction when they added YouTube shorts and the Reddit API changes, I stopped eating processed foods during covid, because I was bored and learned how to cook (I gained 80 pounds due to overeating on my own cooking…) And am forced to move because I’ve picked up RC driving as a hobby and I don’t really like to drive safely.

me, crying because Leberkäs is 15€ per kilo that thing is literally a ground up paste of the worst cuts of the meat, and they made it more expensive and added more water….

People be like “life’s shit” and then they consume food designed to keep them addicted, media picked by an algorithm to keep them watching and move less than a sloth in a day.

You’re not forced to be a wage slave. Just go live in the woods, plan a heist, get rid of a CEO or something like that. Live a little.

My nerdy ass brain was like “how in the Windows environment can someone like GSM” and then I continued reading…

I think Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides has some very rich parents.

Well at least it ain’t calamari

Username does not check out. I checked out the profile and was sad to not find any boobs :(

I remember when I was on the healthiest diet I ever had. I took a shit every 48 hours. The consistency was hard, yet smooth and spreadable. It had a diameter of about 2" with a well defined beginning and end. It didn’t take long to exit my body as well. 15 seconds from sitting to shitting. When the toilet was one with a step and the turd chose to stay, I had to stand up to let it all out, or move to let it fall. The emptiness in my bowels caused my balls to cramp not just once. Those were the best. Not even much to clean up afterwards. And not only it opened my asshole to let shit out, but also the possibility to shove things in. Who knows, maybe someday some domina will want to do butt stuff. I’ll be ready then.

Edit: words to make it sound more English and less engrish

As a non-native English speaker, I’ve assumed it meant that companies can put anything they want in their contracts

Second to last thing is punishable by fine in most of Europe, last one is… on the rise…

Company free speech is allowed, but there’s laws to keep them from being total asshats

I only pirate what is unavailable.

And things that are supposed to be bad, like the new Snow White movie, which made me still feel robbed.

I’m like in like 200$ maximum

Only the last part, yes. First part is here https://www.nami.org/get-involved/awareness-events/mens-health-month/