If you do it to a girl it’s straight to prison, but for some reason when it’s a boy they call it tradition
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Who does that help anyways?
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Bird law is not governed by reason
53·17 days agoOwn a cockatiel, can confirm. I mean look at her, she’s demanding a roast toddler for dinner

If I remember correctly Obama got it like a couple of weeks into his presidency before having done anything. While continuing a war. So yeah it’s meaningless.
To give a peace price to any president is laughable
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•eat the rich and go to the library
10·23 days agoI go through the list and place a hold on a bunch of games and I will get a text every few weeks for a new one. You keep em from 2-3 weeks depending on the game. Last game I played was Star Wars outlaws, a game i would never pay for but for free why not
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•eat the rich and go to the library
32·23 days agoThere’s a library 5 minute walk from me. They have ps5 games on release day. I haven’t bought a game in years.
Not the ones I play i guess? Every fps game I ever play i turn it off anyways. In any case you’re taking this hard, i had moved on with my day
99% of crossplay shooters don’t have that while playing with others. Just for single player. These are the same arguments halo Players would shout at me when I whooped their asses with grenades and shotguns, so yeah im not a sniper but I’m the guy on the team that flushes out the enemy and may occasionally take a a death to give the team a dozen kills. But you get me in close quarters with shotguns and melee and you done!
And I mean talk about aim assist, a mouse is aim assist x100
You may as well point at things with your finger
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?
12·26 days agoI think the entire idea of ai and the Internet in general taking up power and water needs to be fleshed out and explained to everyone. Even to me it’s a vague notion, I heard about it a few years back but can’t explain it to someone like my parents who would have no idea the Internet requires water to run
There’s just something about fps with keyboard and mouse that my brain doesn’t grasp, a controller is muscle memory and second nature so I’ll always prefer them.
Crossplay get mad when I tell them im playing with a controller and im beating their keyboard and mouse ass. Son I’ve been gaming on a controller since 1984, your keyboard is no match
This it’s like when a white persona tells me to stop making jokes about Latinos, even though I’m Latino.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•🤔 Interesting Theory.
3012·1 month agoSo an lgbt person is not allowed to make these jokes about a man who has treated the lgbt like enemies?
Cause if a homophobe is gonna get mad cause I called him a cocksucker, im gonna happily keep calling him that just to piss him off
I found a photo of him at the weekly meeting of the “fellated bill clinton” support group. Trump is the only one who misses that Arkansas sausage.

It’s fun to laugh at racist, so yes.
Im so glad she has no idea what Mexicans or latinos are. We would have gotten “Jose frijoles” a Mexican wizard with a moustache and hat who throws a spanish word into every sentence.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto
Games@sh.itjust.works•Gabe Newell caps off Steam Machine week by taking delivery of a new $500 million superyacht with a submarine garage, on-board hospital and 15 gaming PCsEnglish
1·1 month agoGo fuck your Gabe body pillow
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto
Games@sh.itjust.works•Gabe Newell caps off Steam Machine week by taking delivery of a new $500 million superyacht with a submarine garage, on-board hospital and 15 gaming PCsEnglish
1·1 month agoYou’re really going out of your way to baby face the corporation that would fuck and sell your kids if it made them a buck. It’s one of the sickest things about Americans, Their NEED to love and defend billionaires and brands. It’s demented. Gabe could be in the Epstein files and you would go all Megyn Kelly and defend him.
There’s nothing complicated about it, steam is a corporation out to milk you out of your money and so is Gabe.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Screw your zodiac sign, tell me...
1·1 month ago#5 for me, i wish I could find a set for my home
Highly doubt you’ll be prosecuted or even arrested. I could walk into a grocery store and grab a bunch of bananas and walk out right now and nobody would care, they just be like “that was weird”