Sucks that you need alcohol to have fun

“You’re mad Goldfinger, do you expect me to talk?”

Burrito!

I have two of these i bought for $30 each

I use a website that has auctions near me that sell Amazon abandoned packages. I find these often

Reminds me of my Dyson fan. When I put it away for the season the battery inside the remote leaked and the remote is dead now. So I download the Dyson remote control app. There’s only an on button on the fan itself, so in order to sync my phone to the fan i need the original remote to navigate the settings and go to “sync”

So my dead remote is required to activate any other remote

I’m hooked on all the true crime ones. Sins of our mother was crazy.

Tbf im not familiar with the Apple+ library since it was that one streaming service too many for me, so I never got it. Netflix is great for true crime documentaries i think

The stuff Netflix puts out, particularly the documentaries are far better quality than just about anything I’ve seen on cable or tv. I know people like to shit on Netflix but they have better content than most

Last time I walked in with a big Burger King cup and a bag with cheeseburgers

99% of theatre staff are teens, the managers are like 20. As a fellow teen they used to intimidate me, now I walk in with a backpack full of snacks and they don’t even bother to ask to look in the bag anymore.

P.s. any place that doesn’t allow outside food, just tell them you have a special diet/religious diet/kosher/hallal and they can’t do anything but wave you through with your food

Mr. Japan sounds like a pro wrestler in an NES game

I think I’m gay now. I was already bi, but he may have tipped me.

That’s the big issue with going to the theatre. Two tickets, popcorn and a drink for my wife and I and I’m paying $50+ in Canada. I think the last movie we saw in theatres was dr strange 2 and it wasn’t worth it, before that it was avengers end game. 99% of movies just aren’t worth going to the movies for. I haven’t seen a film i would say was 100% worth it since Fury Road. Everything else im fine watching at home. Better resolution, i have a good screen and sound. And I can pause to go take a piss

I remember trying to like the lost world but I just can’t. Only the first is worth watching.

As a kid I distinctly remember American conservatives bombing half my country to keep Russia away from this hemisphere. Now they suck Putin cock

Jose Frijoles Sanchez

My auntie is a crow!

Bet it pays minimum wage

Here’s my thing with therapy. I know the issue, i know what’s wrong with me, and I know what I’m supposed to do to fix it, i just don’t. I can’t see how therapy will help beyond what I’ve got

Never eat a Goron’s lunch