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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldI guessed
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    5 days ago

    Yeah, but all the inattentive parents can now successfully pass on their genes and social values… Which is why we’re seeing a huge age verification push online right now. If those people or their children got mauled or eaten at higher rates then we wouldn’t have this problem.














  • I think you just start pitching people in, and the compression happens naturally as the people pile up.

    Good news though. Without using any math or science, my AI determined that the people at the bottom will be under enough heat and pressure to become oil, or diamonds or both. Just put a spigot at the bottom so we don’t lose that economic value in the bodies of the people we’ve systematically crushed to fund our lavish extravagant lifestyle.


  • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldFuture
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    24 days ago

    You say that, until your hammer data is used to detect improper use, which your employer’s insurance can use to deny a claim.

    Or it can be used to void a warranty. Or it could detect G-forces of your commute to work and raise your car insurance rates for hard accelerations. Or a biometric sensor in the handle can tell your boss if you can work another 30 minutes before there is a financially significant risk of heatstroke.

    You get the idea, that data is useless, until some hairbrained jackass packages it and sells it’s to an even more unscrupulous asshole.