Buy a third set and then pick two devices for each pair.

It reminds them of the popular kids in school who pushed them into lockers. That’s basically it.

sent from my iphone

Yep, it’s called Bluetooth bone conducting headphones and if you’re that deaf, you should buy a cheap pair. They’re only like $20 on Amazon. Saves you being a loud asshole in public and makes hearing your phone infinitely easier.

Bluetooth is a bigger hastle than just plugging in a wire.

What? Literally every single pair of Bluetooth headphones I own auto connect to my phone by the time I have both buds in my ears.

And all the cheap ones use Micro-B instead of C for charging

I bought a cheap pair of $20 anker ones a couple years ago for gardening and they’re USB c. Even the cheapo taotronics I got from AliExpress were USB c. I don’t think micro has been in use for a while now.

Lulzzzz ya I’ve heard outside of Hamburgerland saying the n word is not a big deal at all.

Not true and I suggest you don’t try it in any english speaking countries or you are liable to get your head kicked in.

I put a “honk if you’re horny” bumper sticker on it and then some jerk followed me around honking for days. He said he was so horny, his stomach hurt. He even sat behind my car honking at my mother’s funeral until I gave him one of the porno mags from the boot of my car.

I grew up in a small town. Things were hard. We needed to make little jokes. I learned to make my car a little funny. I’m sorry if I sent the wrong message, like I was some sort of representative or something.

No he wasn’t, his statement was about disliking being made to feel bad about climate science he doesn’t understand. You’re clearly deep in the Joe mental gymnastics brain rot.

Rogan is just a doofus with a show that I happen to enjoy but he himself will tell you he’s an idiot when it comes to almost anything that doesn’t include comedy

And yet he routinely makes declarative statements like “climate science is people making you feel bad about your impact when we don’t even understand the science behind it”. He’s a right wing shill who consistently presents far right ideas like they’re truth, but then tongue in cheeks self deprecates, like it cancels out the massive soap box alt right haranguing he just did. He also consistently platforms far right racist, science denying fascists and then nods along while they drip venom in the ear of his brain-dead audience.