Stop, please. I can only get so erect.

Better ingredients, better pizza. Put Papa johns warm melty cheese in your mouth.

Honestly though i don’t mind papa johns pizza

No i was actually at work browsing lemmy on the toilet. Didn’t think it would hit this hard lol

Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

I download from my Plex server to my local device (phone) for offline viewing

One more train* will fix it

O shit is was a layer on the radar. Tdil

How do you get forecast on my radar, only has radar for me.

Can’t find a forecast as good as wunderground and can’t find a radar as good as myradar. They live side by side on my phone

If you weren’t spending all your money on titties and drinks then maybe you would be somewhere by now

Death by bukkake. Wonder of the ice cream has a toxic or hallucinogenic property

The Gerbil goes up, the Gerbil cums down

So roughly how many pounds per cubic banana

Dungeon Crawler Carl agrees

Our universe is. We came along and applied morality to it

Open in browser

There’s a college in Chicago, i think it’s IIT maybe, that used aerial photography to map out the student cow paths, then they redid all the sidewalks to incorporate those paths.

Edit: they ended up adding a building in a grassy area and maintained all the hall/walkways of the building in line with the sidewalks/cowpaths. Kinda neat.

It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press

“Margaret, did you get your feet stuck in the deerpuss again?! God damnit Margaret, we talked about this.”