The person who should get a life and touch grass is you. You’re spending wayyy too much time replying to everyone, and whining about getting dog piled when you’re just agitating everyone else.

You thought it was reurn to monke. But no, it’s return to C R A B.

Crabs are people

Yup same for the wasps from where I live. The only time I swat them away, is if they get near my food, or my ear.

Just imagine it wriggling through your vas defrens and into your urethra.