Am I the only person who saw that dragon fight trailer or something?

The build up promised a cinematic confrontation of soldiers being thrown around and powerful siege engines to the backdrop of a ruined tower in some rolling hillside. Then it cut to a huge, grey, flat nowhere location where the player and two uninteresting specks of companion characters repeatedly hit it with christmas tree lights until it had a stoke and died.

Look right, those advertisers paid good money for people in your demographic to receive those ads. Who are you selfishly block all thier hard work with your “preferences”. Geez, the entitlement of some people.

/s, just in case

With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.

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• Bluetooth when I’m connecting to a speaker

• Bluetooth staying connected to my car when I’m 3 streets away

Gta online was a scam long before this.

If you want to be the Cutlery Colossus then you can

I want to play my character, not just play towards whatever the optimal setup is

When I’m going from my desktop to the deck I miss being able to do things like press I for inventory or M for map, things like that. So usually I set them up to replace those little shortcuts to get me though games that need me to flick about a few menus to get to them.

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I went to his profile and updated 3 other posts to reward him for this

News just in! People like games that are fun and don’t try to fucking rob you at every opportunity.

Shocking

Gimme an open world game where I’m the terminator and I’m tracking down my Sarah Connor equivalent and doing various covert or not so covert actions that lead to the creation and rise of skynet.

If I’m defeated I’m taken back to a new machine body in the future to see the effects of my timeline meddling, pick up a new target and head back into the past and the open world.

“someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”

The Jan 6 insurrection was both Antifa leftwing crisis actors and also patriotic Americans doing the right thing.

Err nuuur! Merr errpperl!

If only I had anything worth contributing

The natural death plan just sends you back to school to wait for the inevitable shooting spree

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