You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

vacation? that would crazy.

Where’s diabeetus?

I’ve given up on humanity, but not open source for some reason

I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?

explain this to a person in 1998

For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.

if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin

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Ad"Choices"…ugh, get stuffed.

Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!

A couch surfing hippy my room mate let stay with us for two horrible weeks decided to make some oily vegan garbage in our stock pot for a “thank you dinner”. I took one bite and almost puked from all the veggie oil she used. I asked if I could skim it off the top of the pot and she got all pissed, grabbed the pot and tried to flush it down our (only) toilet. It immediately overflowed a bunch of oily, undercooked, and flavorless crap onto our bathroom floor. There was much more drama after that involving an expensive bike, an ex boyfriend, unpaid roto-rooter bill, a rental steam cleaner, and new rules involving house guests. bonus: she used all of our food to make it, she bought nothing herself!

also, both stripped somehow?

I think they should do a cleaning brigade gauntlet made of potential climbers. If you aclimate and clean well enough you get invited back for the next season depending on performance. Then, at the sherpa’s discretion, you may be allowed to summit. Sort of a “prove your worth first”. I bet the traffic jams and garbage would become a thing of the past.

Peak Shit

Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.

and that is why my lower back is crab meat