“Inspired by” = ripped off

They’ve learned that most people are apathetic enough to just take it as long as they roll it slowly enough.

An absolutely based strategy would be to launch a highly anticipated product with falsely constrained supply. Then right as the scalpers start posting their shit release the real supply with like a $10 price reduction and make a big announcement. Scalpers get rekt when everyone who wants one can get it for $10 less.

Buttermilk into the cabin air intake at the bottom of the windshield. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Truck Nutz are literally gender-affirming prosthetics for trans-gendered trucks.

If they used a functional and efficient (and way less expensive) van instead of a pickup for their trade, the ownership and fuel savings would more than pay for a reasonable car to use as a car.

They should require a commercial license, have hardware speed limiters, be restricted to only the right lane of the highway, and require biannual safety inspections. You want to cosplay as a trucker, you get to live by trucker rules.

Vans are the real vehicle for trades. You can fit way more gear, it’s all locked up and weather protected, and the vehicle footprint is still smaller.

There is almost nothing a pickup truck does better than a van when it comes to work vegicles for the trades.

Tungsten carbide tips on the umbrella.

I’ve counted. In my area of Canada less than 3% of pickups that I see are being used as anything other than a commuter car at any given time.

These insecure dumbasses define their worth by the size of their truck. The things are just $100,000 fashion accessories. Emotional support vehicles.

My neighbour used to park his truck sticking way out like that, but it wasn’t all the way back in the spot.

I left a note on it saying: “It’s not as big as you think it is, you have to put it all the way in.”

From then on it was parked properly.

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most educated people in the USA.

Can relate.