No, that is definitely a shitting my pants look. Source: Have a toddler in our house.

Could you imagine if Joe had fallen asleep during a press release like this? It would be blaring on Faux News for the next month.

Probably was sealed in a hot water bath instead of using a pressure cooker.

Still waiting for all those talking heads to try out waterboarding themselves so they can prove how gentle it is.

Trauma dumping.

That is a kettleballs, not to be confused with a kettlebell.

Nice try mr. pervert, you were trying to make me think about a woman nine months pregnant getting plowed nine times in a row.

This guy trying to rain on our human flavored hot dog parade!

Last time I checked ground beef was $6 a pound. It is now a luxury I no longer buy.

Because they are assholes losers that care more about winning than the disgusting things they have to do to win.

There is no honor or decorum left in politics, just naked greed and the concentration of power. Our politicians are the result of the corrupt environment they live in.

Until we seriously start removing money from politics we will be stuck in a ever increasing enshitification feedback loop where the only people who are represented are the wealthy.

Mugwomp Jizzum anyone?

So many fond memories of CDs. I remember Ubuntu sending me a bunch of Warty Warthogs for our Linux club.

I don’t miss them though. I much prefer to use USB flash drives now.

We are not different, that is just an excuse. I have grandkids already for Christ sake.

We should not be encouraging social disconnection in our society and become dependent on machines.

I get it, they are more convenient for YOU. But at what cost to everyone else?

Like I was saying, just because we have a bunch of people who have not been socialized doesn’t mean we should be encouraging it with technology.

You say you are old, but you personalize like a teenager still.

We should definitely change our whole society because a minority have not been socialized properly.

You say that until theft protection confronts you and calls the cops over nothing. Hard pass on that.

When it became the dominate OS run by a greedy corporation.

Right to repair is not about demanding unlimited software support it is saying we want access to the API so we can do our own support if we choose to.

It is about designing products that can be repairable and providing the means to do so. Regulations will be required to do this because a big part relies on standardization of parts.

This is because we can’t expect manufacturers to continuously supply parts. That is unrealistic. On the other hand, if you require standardized parts then it becomes repairable without the burden on the manufacturer.

I see your point. I would like to add that you probably can’t ever have fast or cheap without negative externalities. I think this is the missing part of the equation that perverts these systems and produces the garbage results we have to deal with like ewaste.

Unregulated capitalism seems to thrive by externalizing as many costs as possible. So we end up with a systems that ignores the environmental and social costs.

No rapist can ever complain again. After all, if they just apply themselves they to can become POTUS regardless of raping hundreds of women and children.

Rape is no longer something that ruins your life, just the life of those you rape - Brought to you by the Republican Party.

No, this requires regulations to prevent massive amounts of Ewaste. Consumers can’t change this behavior.

Like right to repair or privacy. We need real regulations. Corporations are too big and powerful and even something like choice has been turned into choosing which shitty corp you want to buy from.