The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

I once had an enema version of this car

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm” printed on them

So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?

I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.

Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you

Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs

An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s

Spaghetti > Meatball

I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain

What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary

Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?

How to actually read this:

Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)

Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.

Pirates do what Nintendon’t

Knew someone who went to a Waldorf school. Luckily, she was extremely eager to learn, even as a child, so she finished it with great “grades”

Except for math, which she hated. So she finished her basic education with the math skills of a second grader

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