He straight up posed for that painting.

yawn Wake me up when I can play Skyrim.

He’s an psychopathic idiot who laughs like a maniac on speed. I’m pretty sure his idea of research is “I spent 15 minutes not understanding the wiki.”

It looks like it’s missing the symbols. Probably out of service.

Typical conservatives.

Remember kids, nothing matters.

What do you mean, it’s right there.

Mistletoe? You idiot. You use wolfsbane, everybody knows that.

That has to be the most chill cougar ever.

Didn’t I tell you to stop making up animals?

I wouldn’t go that far but I like it just fine. My dad does too. Maybe it’s generic, like how some people think cilantro tastes like soap or how I know that bitter vegetables taste like poison.

One does not merely turn their child into a door.

Because it’ll probably hurt more.

“I see that you have programming and game development skills and I think that makes you perfect for picking and shipping in a warehouse.”

Fuck you if you’re a bit and triple fuck you if you’re a human.

I just looked it up; assuming that thing’s about 5ft³, that thing is worth like $54,000. Granted, you’re going to need somebody to come haul it off, but at 10.66k per cubic foot, I’d say it’s not a bad prize.

You haven’t sold this game in 30 years - why do you fucking care you drooling troglodite?

Quick, what’s Elon’s email address? Uh, pic unrelated.

Just when you thought that product placement was bad in American media lol

I wonder where you live that that happened. In America you’re expected to say no, cashiers don’t care. They don’t get paid enough to.

Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it’s a Barbarian hors d’oeuvre or some shit.