Final Remix

Mine fucking resets every few months… it just decides I need to re-up the “I understand I’ll go deaf” notification while I’m in the middle of a drive.

Also, you call the driver a bitch after magdumping into her face, then block EMTs from getting to her afterward.

Hijacking the first six pages or so of google image search results?

Voice like gravel.in a rock crusher. But not in a fun Tom Waits way.

Quilted like that? Where the arms have beer that’s at the same level as the chest? Without sagging like a mofo because of the beer’s weight? With a regular straw that doesn’t reach? Without any residue in the vinyl above?

Here’s what it looks like, functional, holding chili.

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You’re looking at a commonly slopped image.

You don’t get to a billionnwithout exploiting people along the way.

Did you need flower or flour?

“Irish need not apply” was a thing. It tracks.

Still fuckin’ hot in a Tilda Swinton kind of way though.

I have no idea how to embed an image.

tattie scone

Checks out.

*goes and checks on NIOSH in the other, eerily quiet room…*

Oh dear God, no…

I use one of those for my shopvac and regular vacuum too. It’s just damn useful not having to constantly hit a tiny switch on the side. Just squeeze the pedal.

You could gut an Alexa. It’d be a massive improvement over the shit inside to begin with.

I remember shit like that in camp. There’d be a new thing to talk about and you’d get prompted to then buy the access to the content one of the companions just asked you to help with. This was back on '360, mind, so I mostly only remember that, Claudia Black, and the bald guy who didn’t understand what cookies are.

Feels like Dragon Age.

“Please, Warden, help me with my personal quest. Quick in and out. Little of the ol’ in and out. Also, cool swag.”

“Okay. ($9.99)”
“Some other time.”

Let’s not talk about Whedon’s movie…

A scab in what way? Ken’s not in the SAG…

It looks… okay. Not worth what they’re asking, doubly so as an Unreal5 game. FUCK that engine and its horseshit performance gimmicks.

Banks are perfectly fine… we’re just not their customers; businesses are. We’re an inconvenient dust mote compared to their actual clientele.