I’m not above being petty, so lemme just say she looks exactly as I expected.

The only way forward for Dems is to drop all the old guard. They’re all remnants of a different time, and the world has moved on.

I brought that up, literally minutes ago. 100%

Biden was getting trounced. The party was *embarrassed *, so they made a bunch of backroom deals and sharpened their knives. Then Liz Warren stuck her blade in Sanders’ back on live TV.

100%

Buy an analog, non digital scale. That piece of junk is just e-waste.

I thought that’s where the biblically accurate angels come into play?

Societal control is the name of the game, friend.

Begins pissing in a whirling dervish

“Well I get bored on my starship, same as you.”

Rulers have what now?

Hey, Adam; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!

Sunglasses.

Where is the home owner hiding in the bush with a garden hose?

There used to be more trickery. Or Boomers are twisted.

Pinch your cheeks to remove dead-inside eyes

“As per my previous email…”

You think anyone cares how many “animals” are on stage?

If they can’t creatively figure out how to give everyone a part they can be excited about, then they have no business producing the show. I mean, a fucking door? Pathetic.

Take some liberties: for one, it’s a manger, add animals. For two, it’s a work of fiction, add aliens, or Wookies, or robots. For three, the whole point is to have kids feel included and be interested, so add MDMA or something.

And you can swap scopes depending on, uh, context.

Certainly not to your side of it, eh?

Facts are facts, otherwise they’d be opinions