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The boots theory of high school classmates?

This is very Boomers thinking everyone is still a 16 year old Millennial.

Boomer brains stuck in 1998, and it shows.

This is awesome

That’s a Mentos commercial

Elephant circling?

The Reddit spillover effect is noticable

Cowboy faun

Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

The safe word is “pop tart”

This is the answer, right here.

“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”

Those cracks are called skin fissures.

It has been an extremely long year already

The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite

Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or sagging.

Waiting for ManGodot

The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.

I suggested someone add an icon of torches and pitchforks to an email they were sending to company to complain.

Banned for inciting violence.

*the poors must eat the shit.

Trickle Down used be called “Horse and Sparrow Economics.” As in the horses eat the grain, and sparrows peck their meals from the horseshit.

Oh for sure. It bothers me to see people holding cutlery like it’s their first day on Earth.

Tines down for holding meat to be sliced is when the palm gets in on the action. But that’s a whole different hand from the usual forking.