RIP St George

“Short, quippy, and wrong.” You’re deciding someone else’s position for them, and then debating that.

“You’re a right-winger.”

“Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender.”

Fair 'nuff

Gotta love anything with Jennifer Hale. My male Sheps are always more physical, like Soldier, and my female Sheps are always more biotic. Tho, no matter how hard i try, I’m almost never very renegade-y.

No Mass Effect? Too AAA?

You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?

Better than a beanie wieney.

You bean-pondering bean ponderer.

That’s one lazy loch ness monsta.

Don’t give them ideas, fuck!

Rookie numbers.

I had the Spanish inquisition on my bingo card, not Ded Sheeran. Bummer.

The answer to an “either/or” question is ALWAYS yes. C’mon, dude.

Just… leave the face.

In a similar vein, if Miss Cleo was actually psychic, why didn’t she ever call me?

That’s basically what played out. As i remember it when it happened, that was all because the actress that played Aria loved him, and they did it to please her.

🎶"Red Wedding, Red Wedding! Lots of stabbing and a little beheading!"🎶

I’d say hearing his “music” is a worse way, but that’s subjective.

Should probably get down to ye olde Bridgton Food Mart House for supplies.